Big Apple

A buddy of mine sent this to me...what do you think?

"Women are like apples on trees, the best ones are on the top of the tree. The men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and don't want to get hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't so good but easy. So, the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top becuase they value quality."

Fuck that, the ones at the top need to learn how to drop their panties like the ones at the bottom. There's no such thing as a drunk man without the balls to hit on the hottest chick at the party.

Peace,
DeMo