Pump this Mother Fucker

This weekend I was driving back from MD, and I stopped off at the gas station to fill my tank up since I was half way between a quarter tank and empty. This means I should have had at least 2-3 gallons left in my tank**IMPORTANT**. I inserted my credit card and begin to pump away. The pump was slow as fuck, and my fingers were freezing since this area knows not of the seasons spring nor summer. Slowly, I watch the pump as it nears the number 11, 12, and 13 on the gallon reading. I know the pump is going to stop soon since my tank only holds 15 gallons and I can get back into my SUV and start to get warm. Well the gallons keep climbing 14, 15, and 16. I almost hit 17 when I stopped the pump.

I looked under my SUV to see if gas was pouring out. I thought it was physically impossible to put 16+ gallons of gas into a 15 gallon tank. I mean there is no mathematical way possible, right? So I went into the station to talk to the lady behind the counter-bad, bad move. She was a very cranky lady, I guess because she was working at a gas station and they didn't offer her a good dental plan. She told me she didn't work on the pumps. I said I didn't say she did and wanted the name of her manager.

Once I said those key words she got a look in her eyes that could kill. She asked me which name I wanted. I said her manager and she said, with attitude, "WHICH ONE!" I said I don't care as long as they could answer questions about the pumps. So she said I would talk to @(#^!*$&#. I said "Huh? So she spelt it out- "az" and I said yes and she said "az" and I said yes so she said we call him A-Z. I responded, his name is "A", "Z" and she said yes and then in the same breath, but good luck reaching him he is never here. I then replied, then why did you give me his name. She said because you said you didn't care who I gave you.

I replied "good night" and walked away. I figured it was not worth it to follow up with any more of a discussion with the clerk. I just got the fuel enforcement number off of the pump and went on my way. I called the number the next day and talked to the weights and measures department and they are sending out a field agent to inspect the gas station.

I hope they lock up the entire lot of them and throw away the key. But I am sure the local prison will be better a living condition than what some of them are used to. Mother Fuckers try to rip me out of $2.40. They will think twice next time.

Peace,
DeMo

I Took The Deal

Like I said, I was a sucker and watched 'Deal or No Deal' last night and got too wrapped up in it. I will say I thought it was quite silly to bring "The Donald" on to give financial advice. I mean what is Donald Trump going to say that you or I couldn’t say...take the deal or no deal and pick another suitcase. Come one, he was there because his show was airing in 30 mins. I guess NBC thinks we, the views, are mindless fools who will do anything for a thrill...oh wait we are watching someone just stand around opening suitcases for an hour without having any intellectual stimulation. I guess the suites at NBC are on to something.

No matter, my ass will be watching tonight.

Peace,
DeMo

Give It To Me Baby

I don't about you, but a few weeks ago I was hooked on that show 'Deal or No Deal'. Granted it was about the dumbest show out there with not real strategy or real player know-how, but damn I just got into that shit. Wondering if the suitcase I picked had the million dollars, or if I did in fact end up with the lousy dollar.

Well, my craving for this show is about to be fed once again because the show is going to be on all this week and as an extra added bonus they are upping the dollar amounts. I believe they will be increasing the million dollar prize to three million dollars. If that doesn't get you to watch I don't know what will.

I am still pissed they moved Las Vegas to Friday night, but I guess they wanted to have Monday night's line up all game show related, The Donald’s 'Apprentice' and 'Deal or No Deal' then that show Median is on afterwards-Yuck.

But I am psyched about Deal coming back...it is like a car wreck, you know you shouldn't watch, but you just have to. Check this out if you want to play for yourself: PLAY DEAL OR NO DEAL

Peace,
DeMo

Radio Killed the Video Star

Goooooood Morn-'ng Atlanta, well that is what you'll be hearing me say in April when you tune into Q100 cause I will be a guest DJ on a local radio station in Atlanta. The date is not set in stone, but one of the DJ's at the station, Tracy St. George, is having listeners come in and "guest" DJ and she asked me to stop in when I come back for Easter.

She has already said no hour long Madonna, cause she has already asked, so I am starting to think of all my favorite dance tracks. The hour I will be hosting will be 12-1. That is the show they call their Cardio Radio which is a high powered energy dance mix themed show.

Tune into 100.5 FM or stream the Q from their site www.allthehitsq100.com and listen to the best hour on the radio. Well you know, listen every day to TSG on the Q from 12-1 for Cardio Radio, so you can get into the habit and get ready for me in April.

Peace,
DeMo

100 Posts and counting

This is my 100 post!
Thanks for reading what I have to say.

Peace,
DeMo

Know when to Holden

Here is the newest member of my family, Holden James Carden. This is my best friend Julie's son.

Fa' Real Dow

Last night I spent my night with the newly engaged. It was odd that they would want me over for dinner since they just got engaged and this was Valentine’s Day, but I guess they got all their lovin’ done this past weekend. I had a nice night spending time with friends, hanging out and making fun of the asses on American Idol, Mara’s favorite show. Then after we ate dinner, Mara made a great meal, Jim put on this channel of nothing but Reality shows. Yup 24/7 reality shows. It is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

The show Paradise Hotel was on and when I first moved to the DC area that was the reality show that I started to watch. I never missed that show and by seeing that show again it made me think of my temporary housing. I was in an apt that was so sweet in an area that was located 5 steps from a huge mall. But I digress. This channel is a voyeur’s dream.

I love Reality shows as much as the next man, and then to top it off they have the cast talk about their experiences, so you get to what they look like now. This channel would have me watching TV all the time. I don’t think I would ever leave my condo…and they run the shows back to back, so you get to see the entire season without missing an episode. GENIOUS!

OK, OK, I have got to get a girl.

Peace,
DeMo

Black Tuesday

First let me say Happy Valentine's Day to you! Then let me say go fuck yourselves! I guess being single has made me a bit bitter on this day, but who the hell cares. Why do you need this day to tell some one you love them. Why do you need to run out and buy something "red" and in the shape of a heart. It is just dumb. Then if you don’t buy that perfect gift then your girl gets pissed at you and you’re in the dog house for doing what you thought was thoughtful.

Valentine's Day is just a scam and should be erased from the calendars. Of course I say this now, but if I was dating someone you know I would be singing praise and I would be one of those pore saps out there buying all that shit in red. I guess I have been jaded in love on this day and feel a little under appreciated on this day.

I hope your V-day is better than mine.

Peace,
DeMo

Day of Surprises

Sunday my friends Mara and Jim got engaged. They have been dating for a while and when Jim was transferred to DC, Mara moved here with him without a ring. Most of our friends kept bugging her, and him, about when they were going to get married, but they did not fold to the pressure. Jim waited till the time was right for him and surprised Mara with the ring of her dreams. The ring KICKS ASS! The funny thing is they were at my house the night before and Jim did not know he was going to do it until that morning. He just knew the time was right. So congrats to Mara and Jim for doing it your way.

#2 - found out a friend of mine did porn. Now I knew he/she did a picture, but I had no clue to what extend he/she did it. I reluctantly looked and saw what he/she did and saw all the titles that were on his/her page. OMG! Thank God my short term memory sucks cause I can't remember the site I was at. I was just shocked; I never knew...I guess sometimes you just never know.

Peace,
DeMo

Long Time Gone

Let’s catch up, I know it’s been a while since my last post, but not too much has been going on….

I have been going to physical therapy and my progress has been excellent. Each session is better than the last. Yet the pain seems to be getting greater each time. Since I am able to do more they bend and apply more weight to my knee cause me to experience more pain. But hey, no pain, no gain, right!

My assistant therapist is still cute as hell and she still massages my leg after each session…shwing! I don’t think she is dating anyone, but she does wear a silver ring on “the” ring finger. She talks about going home to Philly a lot, but never mentions a boyfriend or man in her life, so there may be a chance.

Friday night I did make a special appearance at a local hot spot with Kat, since she was kind enough to rescue me from my condo. It was a rare outing for me since I was still on crutches and couldn't sit for a long time without my knee hurting. I was nice to be out with people and breathe the fresh air. I forgot what normal people do on a Friday night - Thanks for the night out!

The folks left today after being with me for 3 weeks helping out and catering to my every need. Yeah, that part was nice and even having them around, but I am happy to see them off. I am sure they are glad to be getting back to their lives as I am to be getting back to mine. It is nice to have parents that would drop everything to come help me in my hours of need.

One of my first friends I made here in VA and coworkers is now leaving me. She has decided to take a position on another team and move out of our office. My lunch buddy and dynamic duo will be leaving in a few days maybe a few weeks, we’re not sure and it sucks! But I know it is for the best for her. She is going to be able to further her career from this new position and I guess we will still have our lunches every now and then. Plus, by not spending so much time together we might stop talk and thinking alike.

Peace,
DeMo

Repair Man

Mr. Fix-it is here to repair the fridge and all he brought with him was a power screwdriver and his cell phone. I would have thought he would have brought a bit more to try fix my fridge. I guess now-a-days all you need is a little screw here and a little screw there to get things done...

...nope! I had to get him a hair dryer, some wire, a flashlight and a towel. I wonder if I can get paid for this job as well?? Well, it looks like he is nearing the fix, so let's see if the damn thing will work now...

...nope! He is calling his buddies about how to fix an electronic fridge...I'm not worried...ummm...no not at all. Why do they send someone who doesn't know how to fix their fucking product? OMG! I am so pissed!

Looks like this guy is getting schooled on how to fix an electric fridge right here in my condo. Man, I feel so special to be witness to this exciting occasion. He has been here for about 2 hours now and all he has done is got on my nerves, took a piss in my bathroom with the door open (YUCK!), borrowed all my shit, and took a crash course in how to fix a fridge.

GE must be a damn good company to work for, you come in and go to someone's house and learn how to repair the shit as you work. Sweet gig!

Peace,
DeMo

Luck, the other 4 letter word

OK, so I have been crutching around for the past 2 weeks and I am not able to drive and can barely do anything for myself. My parents have been staying with my since the 20th of January to help my get through my knee surgery and I thank them for all they do. I have been dealing with all sorts of pain and discomfort with my knee and lack of sleep due to the inhuman positions I have to contort myself in, in order to lay in bed. You would think nothing else could go wrong in my life...well you're wrong! Monday my refrigerator broke.

The fucking fridge stopped working, well it stopped cooling. The thermometer reads 69 degrees in the fridge and 2 degrees in the freezer. The normal readings are 37 and 0 respectively. I called GE on Monday and they said they would have someone out on Thursday to fix the problem. I told them my situation and I needed someone out here sooner because I could not drive nor walk and I have weeks worth of food in the fridge to help me through my recovery process. Well, GE did not care.

I went round and round with GE Monday, Tuesday and yesterday and got nowhere with this company. They have no concern or care for people with special needs. And to top it off they have no customer care policies what so ever. One lady told me she was going to schedule me an appointment for Friday and I told her I had one for Thursday, so she said then why are you calling. I wanted to reach through the phone and strangle the bitch.

I did speak to one manager who was nice, but he wasn't able to do anything for me, big shock! The kicker is I have physical therapy tonight at 5 and my appointment is from 1-5 pm, so you know the GE repair man will show up at fucking 4:45 when I have to leave, the bastard. I told the manager about my appointment and needed to be moved the priority on the list. He said he would try and that was it.

The moral of the story comes 2 fold:
1) Do not buy GE because if they can not get a repair man out to you until 4 days later, their shit be breaking down like crazy
2) Do not buy GE because they do not care for people with special needs!

Peace,
DeMo