I'm into S&M

"Sticks and stones can break my bones, but whips and chains amuse me." Saw that on a bumper sticker when I was a kid, and at the time I didn't really get it. If knew then what I know now...well not much has changed. But I have to go to physical therapy tonight and I swear if it is not just like a round of S&M.

My therapist likes to inflict the pain and I have to lay there and take it. No matter what she does I have to go along with it. I know in the long run what she is doing is for the best, but damn, does it have to feel like I should be wearing some black leather and biting on a ball-gag.

I guess it would be cool if my PT was conducted in a dark room with my therapist dressed in a school girl outfit wearing stilettos carring a whip. She would tell me to do my activities and would then span me if I would act up. I guess insurance might have a problem paying for something like that, huh?

...just a thought