Peace,
DeMo
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Things to be Happy About
I am not dead. That says a lot for me, since I have been in and out of both the hospital and physical therapy with no signs of an end. It seems that no matter how well I get, there always tends to be another issue popping up with me. You might say I was a hypochondriac, but there really is always something wrong with me. When I complain about not feeling good or if something hurts the doctors always confirm it and nine out of ten times schedule me for surgery. Man, those people with mental issues get all the luck!
X3 is coming out this weekend and I can’t wait to see that movie. I was a big fan of the X-men comics when I was a kid, and now to see those characters come to life is just a childhood dream
come true. I enjoyed the first 2 movies. Granted, the first time I saw X-men I had to head to the ER with my friend who was having what she thought to be a heart attack. There was about 20 minutes left of the film and we had to go. Luckily, she was OK, it must have just been gas, but I missed the end of the movie and had to hear all about it from my friends. The second movie, X2, was seen, but not remembered. I was wasted before, continued to drink during and totally threw up after the movie. Thank God for rentals cause that is how I saw that one. Guess X2 was awesome to see in the theaters, looked good on TV. This weekend is X3, so we’ll see how I do with that sequel.
Hot fun in the summer time! Well you would think so, but up here in the great state of Virginny it is cold as a mother fucker! I am wearing a sweater. Can you believe it, a sweater less than 10 days from June? I had my fireplace on last night cause I left my window open and my Condo was freezing. I know some of you might say I am crazy, or that it is not that cold, but when you’re used to wearing shorts starting in April and having a dark, golden tan by mid May, this shit ain’t cutting it. Sooner or later the mercury will rise and the digits will go over 80 and I am sure I’ll start to bitch about how warm it is getting, but until then – Fuck It, it's cold!
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia is coming back to the FX channel in
June. June 29th to be exact! I can’t wait. That is one of the best shows on TV. If you remember way back when in one of my earlier blogs I spoke about how great this show was and how upset I was it was off the air. Well season 2 is back and it looks better than ever. Danny Devito has joined the cast for what looks like a hell of a good time. Check your local listing for It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia!
Last but Not Least...Madonna's Summer Tour Started on Sunday and I have tickets to her show in NY on June 28th!!!!!! ooh, I think I've just cum.
Peace,
DeMo
I am not dead. That says a lot for me, since I have been in and out of both the hospital and physical therapy with no signs of an end. It seems that no matter how well I get, there always tends to be another issue popping up with me. You might say I was a hypochondriac, but there really is always something wrong with me. When I complain about not feeling good or if something hurts the doctors always confirm it and nine out of ten times schedule me for surgery. Man, those people with mental issues get all the luck!
X3 is coming out this weekend and I can’t wait to see that movie. I was a big fan of the X-men comics when I was a kid, and now to see those characters come to life is just a childhood dream
come true. I enjoyed the first 2 movies. Granted, the first time I saw X-men I had to head to the ER with my friend who was having what she thought to be a heart attack. There was about 20 minutes left of the film and we had to go. Luckily, she was OK, it must have just been gas, but I missed the end of the movie and had to hear all about it from my friends. The second movie, X2, was seen, but not remembered. I was wasted before, continued to drink during and totally threw up after the movie. Thank God for rentals cause that is how I saw that one. Guess X2 was awesome to see in the theaters, looked good on TV. This weekend is X3, so we’ll see how I do with that sequel.Hot fun in the summer time! Well you would think so, but up here in the great state of Virginny it is cold as a mother fucker! I am wearing a sweater. Can you believe it, a sweater less than 10 days from June? I had my fireplace on last night cause I left my window open and my Condo was freezing. I know some of you might say I am crazy, or that it is not that cold, but when you’re used to wearing shorts starting in April and having a dark, golden tan by mid May, this shit ain’t cutting it. Sooner or later the mercury will rise and the digits will go over 80 and I am sure I’ll start to bitch about how warm it is getting, but until then – Fuck It, it's cold!
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia is coming back to the FX channel in
June. June 29th to be exact! I can’t wait. That is one of the best shows on TV. If you remember way back when in one of my earlier blogs I spoke about how great this show was and how upset I was it was off the air. Well season 2 is back and it looks better than ever. Danny Devito has joined the cast for what looks like a hell of a good time. Check your local listing for It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia!Last but Not Least...Madonna's Summer Tour Started on Sunday and I have tickets to her show in NY on June 28th!!!!!! ooh, I think I've just cum.
Peace,
DeMo
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Stats
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
-Kinda makes you wanna stay home and never leave!
Peace,
DeMo
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
-Kinda makes you wanna stay home and never leave!
Peace,
DeMo
Thursday, May 11, 2006
Hey There
OK, so I have not written in a while and I guess it is because I have been a bit depressed/a bit stressed/you name it I've been it. Work has been kicking my ass the past few weeks and I have just been going crazy.
I went home for Easter, and since I have returned I have not even unpacked. I know, WTF...but my schedule has just been so nuts with work and PT I am getting home so late the last thing I remember is to unpack and do laundry.
Work has been totally stressing me out lately and I was told my boss twice now I wanted to quit. Granted, it was all heat of the moment stuff, but I was just so mad at how I was being treated here. I feel like I was getting no respect for what I was doing and I seem to be getting blamed for shit that was not my fault. Plus, we have a customer who could give Jack Nicholson a run for his money in 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest'. She has been a real psycho bitch these past few weeks and I have been getting yelled at for nothing. That has really pissed me off. Plus, teammates are now quitting and we are getting more and more work shifted around to eachother. Everyone seems to be on edge, so there is not telling what is going to happen around here.
PT is a different story. I went last night for my final visit for my knee and back. Yippie! Well, kinda, I have to go to a back specialist now, so he can focus in on my back and hopefully elevate the pain which I have. My knee is about 90% better and they hope with time it will fix itself. Granted, I have been going there for 10 months now for 2 surgeries, I would have thought I would be running and jumping, but I'll take what I can get.
I am going to call it a day and wrap this post up. My folks are coming up for the weekend for Mother's Day and I have to go home and finish cleaning up. So take care and I hope your days have been better than mine!
Peace,
DeMo
OK, so I have not written in a while and I guess it is because I have been a bit depressed/a bit stressed/you name it I've been it. Work has been kicking my ass the past few weeks and I have just been going crazy.
I went home for Easter, and since I have returned I have not even unpacked. I know, WTF...but my schedule has just been so nuts with work and PT I am getting home so late the last thing I remember is to unpack and do laundry.
Work has been totally stressing me out lately and I was told my boss twice now I wanted to quit. Granted, it was all heat of the moment stuff, but I was just so mad at how I was being treated here. I feel like I was getting no respect for what I was doing and I seem to be getting blamed for shit that was not my fault. Plus, we have a customer who could give Jack Nicholson a run for his money in 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest'. She has been a real psycho bitch these past few weeks and I have been getting yelled at for nothing. That has really pissed me off. Plus, teammates are now quitting and we are getting more and more work shifted around to eachother. Everyone seems to be on edge, so there is not telling what is going to happen around here.
PT is a different story. I went last night for my final visit for my knee and back. Yippie! Well, kinda, I have to go to a back specialist now, so he can focus in on my back and hopefully elevate the pain which I have. My knee is about 90% better and they hope with time it will fix itself. Granted, I have been going there for 10 months now for 2 surgeries, I would have thought I would be running and jumping, but I'll take what I can get.
I am going to call it a day and wrap this post up. My folks are coming up for the weekend for Mother's Day and I have to go home and finish cleaning up. So take care and I hope your days have been better than mine!
Peace,
DeMo
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